Can You Put A Rape Kit on Layaway?

Thank god for Get Your War On. That guy does everything right. Here’s the conversation I had with Franky after he sent me this video.

FP: I was skeptical about whether the animated GYWO would work, but now imagine she’s white, it totally worked!
Me: LOL. i know. i can totally imagine shes white!
FP: I just imagine Sarah Palin was white, and she’s still the worst.
Me: she is always the worst.
ME: WORST THINGS TO HAPPEN TO AMERICA
ME: 1. Sarah Palin
ME: 2. 9/11
ME: 3. Sarah Palin again
ME: 4. Norbit
ME: 5. G W Bush
ME: 6. The Chevy Chase show
ME: 7. Fried macaroni bites
FP: OBJECTION! That sounds like something i’d try
ME: yes it may be delicious but its the worst for america
ME: 8. Hammer Time
ME: 9. Sex and the City
ME: 10. Sarah Palin guest starring on Sex and the City
FP: Oh god. Yeah once you start combining things. Imagine Sarah Palin wearing Crocs and reading “Eat Pray Love”
ME: Or Sarah Palin in one of those yogurt commercials, telling you how The Secret changed her life
ME: Sarah Palin on Dr. Phil!
ME: The official Sarah Palin hacky sack
FP: ugh, Sarah Palin playing The official Sarah Palin hacky sack with Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia
ME: You know, I would pay to see Dane Cook open for Carlos Mencia live, if it would guarantee Sarah Palin would go away forever
ME: They say ask not what comedy can do for you, but what not-comedy can do for your country