Crazy Islands Are So Over

The other day my friend Will and I had a conversation that led to the phrase “Insanity Peninsula” being added to my Twitter as a “that’s my new band” name.

But now I’ve decided to use it as an expression for batshit behavior. Like this article I read on Videogum.com today:

Basically, Dane Cook’s dog pooped all over the common area of his apartment complex. He denied it, but there was video evidence, and finally the owners took him to court. A judge decided to evict Dane Cook. But Dane Cook has attempted to appeal the decision with the most cramazing work of jurisprudence ever.

Cook claims he only rented the apartment in the first place because his heroes, [John] Belushi and [Steve]] Martin, used to live in the same complex back in the day, and according to the court docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court, he would suffer serious “mental and emotional” damage — and his career would crumble — if he was forced to leave. In the docs, Cook claims, “I know that the presence of those that have lived there before me affects me deeply and provides me with inspiration.”

Insanity Peninsula!

Plus, destroying Dane Cook’s career seems like the perfect reason to evict Dane Cook.